This is the end of the internet. There are no more links to take you onward-- this is the last page. Facebook is in ruin and email has been disconnected. This is the end.

You may feel that you've just come to a dead end-- sort of like where the sidewalk ends-- but you are mistaken. The Internet has gone through an ignominious death. You have just barely jumped from the sinking ship of the Internet to the lone island of The Very Last Page. You can't go back. You can't go forward. You're stuck here. You might as well do something productive with your life now that the bonds of digital iniquity have been loosed.

Click here to do something productive with your life