If you're reading this page, then you're at least mildly interested in purchasing the first volume of The New IPF³ Anthology of Fine Literature upon its release to the general public. If you're not here for that reason, well, read on and you just may be.

what is the anthology?

The anthology is a collection of writings ranging from hilarious to inspirational written by various dead authors as well as four Utah-based authors known as Bobby Robertson, Timothy Brooks, and Anna Willis, and Jordan Spencer Cunningham. The project is headed and the book edited by Jordan Spencer Cunningham. The four authors simply want to share their works and ideas with the world at large. The full list of authors and their biographies can be found by visiting the authors page.

why should i buy your anthology?

We'll give you seven (seven being the number signifying perfection in the Hebrew tradition) reasons why you'll love this anthology. We can almost guarantee that at least one of them will be reason enough. Click here to see just what is going to be put inside this book. Click here to see a sneak preview of the actual book. Click here to read reviews of others who have bought the anthology.

  1. Fight the Good Fight. The profits made from this particular venture will help pay for at least one LDS missionary to spread the word. All of my (Jordan Spencer Cunningham's) portion of the profits will be specifically set aside for my mission even while I'm on it. You can't beat that. The profits of the other authors whose work are included are for them to do as they please, though it's been suggested that those going on LDS missions use the proceeds strictly for that cause.
  2. Friendly Support. Chances are that you personally know one or more of the authors whose work will be featured in the anthology. If you live/lived in or around West Jordan (in Utah), you attended West Jordan High School, or you are related to someone who falls under the two previous categories, then it's very possible that you will know the authors included.
  3. Entertainment. Every sane person enjoys reading, and every insane person enjoys reading, too. It's those pesky people who don't know who they are that one must watch out for. The stories, poems, and articles in this anthology aren't your everyday stories as the average reader can attest by simply reading some of the free reading available on this site. Pieces written for all types and ages of people will be included, and they're bound to be loved for generations.
  4. Posterity. Read the last sentence of number three. ...[the literature is] bound to be loved for generations. You will read these stories to your children, they to their children, and they to their children until the book falls apart or the world is at last destroyed, whichever comes first. The stories will appeal to children ages one to ninety-two.
  5. Lucre and Greed. The authors whose work is contained in the anthology will one day be incredibly famous, and this book will be worth anywhere between millions and gazillions. Give or take. Need I say more? No, I need not.
  6. Splurge! Everyone every once in a while has that urge to get more stuff regardless of what it is. While those who give into these urges often regret them afterward, if they would spend those urges on this anthology, they would most definitely never regret it.
  7. Savvy Marketeers. If this marketing shpeal is actually swaying you towards the affirmative, then I'm better at this then I thought. I deserve some sort of credit, and it's not going to be another gold star. I've had enough of those.

customer reviews

Not convinced? A few reviews from others who've read the anthology may give you butterflies in your tummy:

anthology outline

Not convinced? A good look or two at an outline of what's going to be included in the anthology ought to sparkle your suspenders a little:

Convinced?

We thought so. Click here to order your copy.